R45 your story reminded me of a notorious hookup of my youth. I showed up at the guy’s place and upon walking in took in the scene: a bit messy living room with a large screen TV playing pron and a beefy, hairy man in a jockstrap before me.

He got down on his knees and we got down to business. The pron scene on the TV eventually changed… changed to Dawson. Not his infamous weekend video, but a more tame one. I know DL’s general opinion of Dawson, but I always thought his vids were hot. Whatever.

Anyhow. While I’m fucking this guy, he starts talking about Dawson. Except he’s not talking about him as a fan would, he’s talking about him as if he’s his boyfriend. “He’s out of town, but if he was here, he’d think this is so hot” is a close-to-accurate quote. But other things he said made him sound like a deluded individual clearly separated from reality.

Total buzzkill. I faked cumming to explain the near-immediate deflation and made a quick exit. A hot shower, and a good measure of bourbon to alter my mood followed. That was at least 12 years ago and I still remember it.

Since I’ve found DL, I think I would prefer a story along the lines of that poor “Da Suck Job!” recipient.